Image macros that make you laugh, cry, or both.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:57 am

Not once they've been chopped up and deep-fried. Then the only risk is from the battering process and any future heart disease.

And if that's their plan, I am very unimpressed.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:48 am

Squid are fucking delicious. I'm actually getting a boner right now thinking about how good squid taste...

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:28 am

Ted, we already know all about your deviant, fleshlight-leaving-out ways.

In other news, you are becoming the new Count Aurioch, so... yay?

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:31 pm

Some things I found when I searched for "squid" on Google images:

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:07 am

This might be more at home in the My Little Pony thread.

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:32 am

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:39 am

erik · Post by **erik** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:29 am

Avoraciopoctules wrote:

When I stare at this long enough, I begin to hear the music...

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:40 am

(animated)

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:45 pm

Maxus · Post by **Maxus** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:36 am

King's Quest?

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:15 pm

That's my guess. I only ever played 2 - 4, but that does look like King Graham.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:36 am

Yes, King's Quest. It's Retsupurae fanart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Oycm9F27Y

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:05 am

Fox finally shows its true colors

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:03 am

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:42 pm

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:30 pm

Someone at the Texas board of Tourism has an amazing sense of humour.

Juton · Post by **Juton** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:16 pm

Avoraciopoctules wrote:

Could I get some context for this? It looks like another 'Surely the OP will deliver' but I don't get the cats. Is this for reddit?

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:39 pm

It's a picture of a lich who keeps cats as pets instead of flesh-eating zombies. That concept is cute/funny. If it needs to be a reference, I think there was a character in Prequel who was both a cat-hoarder and a necromancer.

I picked it out of a bunch of character portraits, and I don't know where it is from.

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:53 pm

Avoraciopoctules wrote:It's a picture of a lich who keeps cats as pets instead of flesh-eating zombies. That concept is cute/funny. If it needs to be a reference, I think there was a character in Prequel who was both a cat-hoarder and a necromancer.

I picked it out of a bunch of character portraits, and I don't know where it is from.

You know, there are a few stories about cats eating their dead owners. I wonder if he incorporated cats into his lichdom ritual? That flesh has to come off one way or another, and I don't see the point in wasting it.

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:04 am

If you're going to become a lich and can't be bothered preserving yourself to look alive, then I recommend carefully peeling your skin off (after the lichification process - doing so beforehand would be folly) and animating it as a separate undead. Just for shits and giggles.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:24 am

At one point I had a 3.x monster book with a bunch of wacky ideas. One was a type of undead created by necromancer-conservationists. You take the skin, stitch it back together, fill it with sand, and reanimate it. You take the flesh, bolt it together with an artificial metal skeleton, and reanimate it. Finally, you reanimate the skeleton after installing some basic reinforcement to hold it together better.
3 shambling minions out of 1 cadaver. Sustainability!

Darth Rabbitt · Post by **Darth Rabbitt** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:39 am

Avoraciopoctules wrote:If it needs to be a reference, I think there was a character in Prequel who was both a cat-hoarder and a necromancer.

Yeah, there was.

He was actually my favorite character, and was killed off fairly quickly and pointlessly (which the author said was planned, regardless of decisions made.)

That really pissed me off, and I stopped reading shortly afterwards.

Avoraciopoctules · Post by **Avoraciopoctules** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:41 am

That was about the point I stopped as well. Dimitri was more interesting as a POV character, and it just felt kind of tedious when we switched back to Katia. I ditched after the alchemical mind control thing.

Ted the Flayer · Post by **Ted the Flayer** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:38 am

Avoraciopoctules wrote:At one point I had a 3.x monster book with a bunch of wacky ideas. One was a type of undead created by necromancer-conservationists. You take the skin, stitch it back together, fill it with sand, and reanimate it. You take the flesh, bolt it together with an artificial metal skeleton, and reanimate it. Finally, you reanimate the skeleton after installing some basic reinforcement to hold it together better.
3 shambling minions out of 1 cadaver. Sustainability!

Scarred Lands. The sandman, boneman, and meatman were an invention of the city of Hallowfaust, a city ruled by necromancers. The book for Hallowfaust was pretty interesting, although I can't sperg about it like most of the people here.